MILEY CYRUS SELLS “SHE IS COMING” CONDOMS TO LAUNCH HER ALBUM

  • Miley Cyrus dropped six new songs today, which means there’s new merch to go with it.
  • She’s now selling condoms on her website with the name of her album, “She Is Coming,” on them.

Miley Cyrus dropped her new EP “She Is Coming” today, and as such, there’s a whole new line of merch available on her website. That includes one incredibly dope condom.

They literally say “SHE IS COMING” on them with a fake phone number on the wrapper, 1-833-SHE-IS-MC. There’s only one per condom per order, and it includes a digital download for Miley’s new album.

She Is Coming Condom & Digital Download

MileyCyrus.com

$20.00

SHOP NOW

Considering these retail at $20 per condom, it’s not like you’re going to actually want to use it, but it definitely looks cooler than whatever you have floating around in the bottom of your purse or in your nightstand drawer.

There’s tons of other sweet merch items on the site, too, like t-shirts with “SHE CAME” written on them and a sweatshirt with “PHONE SEX IS SAFE SEX” on the front. And, in the most iconic piece of clothing of all time, there’s another sweatshirt with “I LOVE MY P*SSY THAT MEANS I GOT CATTITUDE” on it.

Speaking of that new album, fans are currently going crazy for a song they think is definitely about her husband Liam Hemsworth. The lyrics to “The Most” will probably wreck you.

“Oh, and even in my darkest days, even in my lowest place, You love me the most, And even when I can’t stay, even when I run away, You love me the most, So why do I hurt you so? Is it ’cause I know? Why do I hurt you so? Is it ’cause you love me the most?”

Don’t worry, I’ll just be over here ordering my Miley condoms through my tears. Bye!

Emma Baty Emma Baty is a news writer at Cosmopolitan who focuses on celebrity news, royal news, and all things pop culture — follow her on Instagram.

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