Considering these retail at $20 per condom, it’s not like you’re going to actually want to use it, but it definitely looks cooler than whatever you have floating around in the bottom of your purse or in your nightstand drawer.
There’s tons of other sweet merch items on the site, too, like t-shirts with “SHE CAME” written on them and a sweatshirt with “PHONE SEX IS SAFE SEX” on the front. And, in the most iconic piece of clothing of all time, there’s another sweatshirt with “I LOVE MY P*SSY THAT MEANS I GOT CATTITUDE” on it.
Speaking of that new album, fans are currently going crazy for a song they think is definitely about her husband Liam Hemsworth.The lyrics to “The Most”will probably wreck you.
“Oh, and even in my darkest days, even in my lowest place, You love me the most, And even when I can’t stay, even when I run away, You love me the most, So why do I hurt you so? Is it ’cause I know? Why do I hurt you so? Is it ’cause you love me the most?”
Don’t worry, I’ll just be over here ordering my Miley condoms through my tears. Bye!