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Shock!!! As zoo keeper impregnates female orangutan

Zoo keeper impregnates female orangutan

A zoo keeper at Indonesia’s Surabaya zoo has been arrested and charged with sexual assault on animals and to extend of even impregnating a female orangutan.

According to the county’s local news agency “the Kalimantan Press” the 38-year-old zoo keeper was filmed in full action by series of hidden cameras put in place by the zoo’s security officials after doubts emerged about the man’s devious actions towards the zoo animals.

A colleague of the zoo keeper explained to the local press that some of the animals normally seemed sexually aroused anytime it is time to feed them.

“… what made us most suspicious was when we discovered that Marylin, our oldest orangutan, was three months pregnant. She has never been in contact with any other orangutans because of her aggressive nature, so it didn’t make any sense.” He explained.

The zoo officials admit it took them sometime before being able to accept what had actually happened.

“At first, we clearly did not comprehend what had happened. Marilyn has been secluded for the past 10 years, it was a total mystery. It is only when we placed several hidden cameras that we learned the horrible truth.” The authorities said.

When local authorities confronted the offender, he earlier denied any wrong doing, but later explained that everything he had done was consensual.

“… I’m very sorry I have impregnated the orangutan.” He told local reporters.
He added that he did not know orangutans could get pregnant from humans.

Source: worldnewsdailyreports

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Lecturer jailed for writing poem about president’s mother’s private part

A Ugandan lecturer, Stella Nyazi has been jailed over a poem she wrote about the president’s mother’s private part which she shared on Facebook.

In the post, Stella Nyazi gave a description of Ugandan President, Yoweri Museveni, and his mother’s private part to criticize his “oppression, suppression and repression” in the country.

She was sentenced after she was charged at Buganda Road Court for “cyber harassment and offensive communication”.

Her poem reads:

‘Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How bitterly sad a day!
I wish the smelly and itchy cream-coloured candida festering in Esiteri’s cunt had suffocated you to death during birth.
Suffocated you just like you are suffocating us with oppression, suppression and repression!

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How painfully ugly a day!
I wish the lice-filled bush of dirty pubic hair overgrown all over Esiteri’s unwashed chuchu had strangled you at birth.
Strangled you just like the long tentacles of corruption you sowed and watered into our bleeding economy.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How nauseatingly disgusting a day!
I wish the acidic pus flooding Esiteri’s cursed vaginal canal had burnt up your unborn fetus.
Burnt you up as badly as you have corroded all morality and professionalism out of our public institutions in Uganda.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How horrifically cancerous a day!
I wish the infectious dirty-brown discharge flooding Esiteri’s loose pussy had drowned you to death.
Drowned you as vilely as you have sank and murdered the dreams and aspirations of millions of youths who languish in the deep sea of massive unemployment, and under-emplyment in Uganda.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How traumatically wasted a day!
I wish the poisoned uterus sitting just above Esiteri’s dry clitoris had prematurely miscarried a thing to be cast upon a manure pit.
Prematurely miscarried just like you prematurely aborted any semblance of democracy, good governance and rule of law.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday!
How morbidly grave a day!
I wish that Esiteri’s cursed genitals had pushed out a monstrously greenish-bluish still-birth.
You should have died at birth, you dirty delinquent dictator…
You should have died in birth, Yoweri Kaguta Museveni.

…….
If you want to beat me for my heartfelt birthday poem, come and find me at my home. Ask the bodabodamen to direct you to Mama Stella’s house with a red gate. I refuse to be gagged!“

Stella Nyazi

Three members of Iran’s Revolutionary Guards shot dead: Tasnim.

(Reuters) – Three members of Iran’s elite Revolutionary Guards were shot dead in the western city of Piranshahr on Tuesday, the semi-official Tasnim news agency reported, citing a Guards statement.

The three died “when terrorists opened fire on their car at the entrance to Piranshahr…”, the statement said.

It gave no further details. There are frequent clashes in the region between the Islamic Republic’s security forces and Iranian Kurdish militant groups based in neighboring Iraq, as well with the Party of Free Life of Kurdistan (PJAK), accused by Tehran of links to Kurdish PKK insurgents in Turkey.

Source: wsau.com

Boyfriend fakes proposal to his girlfriend, invites her friend just to disgrace her (video)

So, in a trending video, a boyfriend planned a fake wedding proposal just so he could disgrace his girlfriend, in the midst of their friends.
According to the details, the said boyfriend was angry over the fact that his girlfriend told her friends unkind things about him. According to him, the lady told her friends that he gave her oral sex while she was “on her period”

In the trending video, the man is seen on one knee with his hand going to his pocket as though to bring out a ring. The girlfriend looks surprised and pleased.
“She deserves it…” he said as he reached into his pocket.
But, rather than bring out a ring, he brought out his hand with the middlefinger out in a “f*** you” sign.”

“Ladies, will you go and f*** yourself. F*** you,” he said at this point.

The woman’s friends screamed in horror. The woman, shocked, shouted at the man saying, “why would you do something like that?”

The man replied: “That’s what you get for telling your homegirls I ate you out on your period.”

Watch the shocking video below;

Iran warns US it has power to bring down passenger plane after drone attack

IRAN has boasted that it could have brought down another US aircraft, this time carrying passengers, in a warning shot to Donald Trump.
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Iran warns US it had power to bring down passenger plane after drone attack (Image: EXPRESS)
Amirali Hajizadeh, head of the Revolutionary Guards aerospace division, said it refrained from downing the P-8 jet, carrying 35 people, as it simply wanted to warn the US to back off.

The P-8 was accompanying the US drone, as it flew through international airspace, before it was downed by Iran.

According to Tasnim news agency, Mr Hajizadeh said: “With the US drone in the region there was also an American P-8 plane with 35 people on board. This plane also entered our airspace and we could have shot it down, but we did not.”

Iran brought down a US military drone on Thursday, warning Donald Trump it would defend its “red lines”.

Donald Trump retaliated, mobilising his warships and jets in the area ready to strike Iranian military bases in a missile attack. But he withdrew at the last minute.

Tensions have been riding high since US President Donald Trump pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal, reimposing sanctions.

The US earlier this month blamed Iran for an attack on two oil tankers in the Gulf of Oman, claiming it had video footage showing Iranian military removing an unexploded missile off one of the foreign ships. Iran denied it was behind the strikes.

Source: express.co.uk

14-Year-Old Boy Forced To Marry His Older Girlfriend After Impregnating Her.

A video came across by GQBuzz, shows how a 15-year-old girl was married off to a 14-year-old boy in one of the south eastern states in Nigeria.

According to reports, the 14-year-old boy was forced to marry a girl who is a year older than he is because he impregnated her.
In the video making rounds online, the father of the bride gave her out to the young boy advising her to be careful as she is no longer in her father’s house.

The young couple’s facial expression has sparked outrage on social media with some web users condemning the act in its entirety.

Source: gqbuzz.com

Nigerian Catholic priest suspended for allegedly raping American woman

The Catholic Diocese of Pittsburgh in the United States has suspended Nigerian priest Cyprian Duru from ministering, after accusation of rape and legal action by a 68 year-old retired English teacher, Kathy Coll.

In addition, he has been banned from presenting himself as a priest or wearing clerical garb.
According to CBS Television, Coll in a legal suit, detailed how Duru stopped by her home in December 2016 on the pretence of giving her a Christmas card and allegedly raped her.

Coll claimed that when she offered him a cold drink, he followed her to her family room, overpowered her and assaulted her as she screamed for him to stop.
Since then, Coll claimed she has been trying to seek healing from the trauma of rape; adding that the shame, anxiety and depression were daunting.

“The hardest part was telling my pastor, who sat and cried with me and then notified the diocese,” Coll recalled.

Last week, she filed a suit against the St. Teresa of Avila Roman Catholic Church, the Pittsburgh diocese, and Bishop David Zubik.

Coll maintained that she was disappointed that District Attorney Stephen Zappala’s office said prosecutors lacked sufficient evidence to pursue charges.

But the retired high school English teacher said her biggest disappointment was learning that a church she continues to love and turned to for help had scant resources for abused women.

“There were visits by the (Pittsburgh) Diocese Trauma Team to my house offering prayer and help to find a therapist. But I found out they really don’t have anything for women who have been abused,” Coll said.

Coll said a therapist the diocese recommended within minutes of meeting her declared that she was depressed, anxious and suffering from PTSD.

“He said, ‘We’ll get you on medication and four or five sessions here, and you’ll be on your way.’ I walked out of there after 20 minutes and never went back,” she said.

Eventually, she found a therapist who helped her marshal her strength.
As she regained her footing in the world, the widowed mother of two adult sons resolved to doing something to help others.